Total Medals Earned: 395 (From 83 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,985 Points
Medals Earned: 23/40 (295/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Open the second present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Medals Earned: 8/37 (50/420 points)
Enter the village for the first time.
Happy New Year!!! Thank you for playing Tankmas 2021! See you next year!
Open the eleventh gift!
Open the twelfth gift!
Open the thirteenth gift! (Before Brandy Does)
Open the nineteenth gift!
Open the twenty-second gift!
Open the twenty-third gift!
Open the twenty-fourth gift!
Open the twenty-fifth gift!
Open the twenty-sixth gift!
Open the twenty-seventh gift!
Open the twenty-eighth gift!
Open the twenty-ninth gift!
Open the thirtieth gift!
Open the thirty-first gift!
Score 15 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Score 30 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade game
Score 40 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Receive a Kiss from Tom Fulp, or anyone with this medal
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN?
COMPLETE THE STORY
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/570 points)
Buy it from the store
Equip any item
Equip an item in each team slot
Buy a book
Get 100 kills in a game
Get 1000 kills in a game
Get 10000 kills in a game
Enjoy the fire and music
Reach Difficulty 10
Reach Difficulty 50
Reach Difficulty 100
Dunno
Buy everything the store has to offer
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/330 points)
First time playing
Earn 200 Points
Dodge 50 Asteroids
Earn 100 Points
Survive for one minute!
Dodge 125 Rockets
Earn 350 Points
Earn 500 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/345 points)
New Naut Be Nimble, New Naut Be Quick! Enjoy!
Collect all Power-ups and Diamonds
Collect 50 points worth of Diamonds
Collect 10 points worth of Diamonds during Slow Motion Power-Up
Destroy 50 Rockets with Invincibility!
Collect 100 points worth of Diamonds
Dodge 500 Rockets + Earn 100 points worth of Diamonds!
Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 8/41 (45/1,000 points)
Change the wallpaper
Make the cursor fabulous
Visit Newgrounds
Visit 9gag
I hate it when this happens
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Make & share an Epic Meme™
Medals Earned: 5/6 (90/140 points)
Defeat the Drunk Father
Defeat the Neighborhood Owner
Find the place to take a rest
Defeat the Best Fighter
Defeat the Trashcan Lover