Total Medals Earned: 388 (From 82 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,870 Points
Medals Earned: 3/63 (15/355 points)
Killed 50 people in Hominid Homicide
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Won the Alien Hominid plush
Won the Barbarian Boss plush
Won the Beefy Bear plush
Won the Beefy Villager plush
Won the Bitey Bat plush
Won the Cat Guard plush
Won the Chris Plushy
Won the Chutney plushy!
Won the Cyclops plush
Won the Edd plush
Won the Giraffey plush
Won the Hank plush
Won the Hatty Hattington plush
Killed 100 people in Hominid Homicide
Survived 5 Minutes!
Won the Leo Plush!
Killed 500 enemies in Madness Arena!
Unlock the Katana in Madness Arena!
Unlocked the RPG in Madness Arena
Unlocked the shotgun in Madness Arena
Survived for 10 minutes!
Unlocked the uzi in Madness Arena
Killed 100 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Killed 50 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Won the Matt plush
Won the Monkeyface plush
Won the Pazzo plush
Won the Pico plush
Won the Pipistrello plush
Won the Pbot plushy!
Won the Rammy plush
Won the Red Knight plush
Won the Salad Fingers plush
Won the Satan plushy
Won the Scratchpaw plush
Won the Tank Man plush
Won the Behemoth Chicken plush
Won the Tom plush
Won the Tricky plush
Won the Yeti plush
Won the Zach plushy!
Got a score of at least 10 in the FnF minigame!
Unlocked the Minigun in Madness Arena!
Killed 200 zombies in Madness Zombie Survival!
Survived 5 Minutes
You won all of the plushies from the claw machine!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (180/180 points)
Defeat Kiki and obtain the earth elemental orb!
Defeat Aqualon and obtain the water elemental orb!
Defeat the bandit chief and obtain the air elemental orb!
Defeat Vega and obtain the fire elemental orb!
Defeat Kord and get his skull (ew)
Buy a potion from the shop
Win a game from Clauda
Buy a extra health point
Receive a tip from Arrow
Medals Earned: 30/45 (690/1,440 points)
Add an Orchard to the Farm.
Build a structure with a Blueprint.
Get the Backpack.
Build the Storehouse.
Defeat a Boar.
Build the Smelter.
Build the Farm.
Build the Hut.
Build the Market.
Build the Kitchen.
Build the Workshop.
Build the Power Plant.
Defeat a Wyrm.
Build the Dock.
Build the Laboratory.
Now what do I do with it?
Build the Elevator.
Buy a Super Pack.
Build the Factory.
Build the Wyrm Pen.
Add a Pen to the Farm.
Defeat a Golem.
Mine a Diamond.
Defeat a Diode Wolf.
Read all the Logs.
Hatch a Dragon from a Cocoon.
Solve the Bandit problem.
Upgrade your character with 500 or more Skill Points.
Build a Boat.
Successfully Confront the Mirrows.
Catch an Electric Eel.
Activate the Forge.
Cook a Pizza.
Activate the Synthesizer.
Chop down a Purple Tree.
Install a full set of Cyborg gear.
Obtain a full set of dragon equipment.
Fly on a Dragon.
Capture a spirit of every element.
Defeat the Wyrm Queen.
Defeat the Old One.
Defeat the Golemech.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Complete 6 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 18 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Check out and maybe even read the credits.
Buy your first of many upgrades.
Max out any upgrade type. Some have more levels than others.
Collect 2,000 money or more in any one level. Money multiplier helps.
Get two attack power ups at the same time for massive damage.
Reflect 30 bullets with one shield power up. Try not to touch the foes though.
Kill 1,000 foes dead.
Get a Total High Score of 300,000 or more.
Grind a bit and max out all upgrades.
Beat any level after level 10 without taking damage.
Beat the first 10 levels.
Get a Total High Score of 1,000,000 or more. Can only be done on Hard Mode.
Beat all 20 levels again on Hard Mode.
Beat all 20 levels and finish the game.
Get an A rank or better in every level on Hard Mode.
Get an A rank or better in every level.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/500 points)
Reach past the sky's limit!
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (145/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Die before beating Luis.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/26 (5/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Medals Earned: 4/8 (25/50 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
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